You’re Not Evil Girl You’re Just Lonely And No One Has Cared For You In A While And Its Making You

I’m so torn I WANT THE STANLEY CUP BACK IN CANADA BUT IM STILL MAD AT THE OILERS

“don’t you want a canadian team to FINALLY win a cup again?” not if it’s edmonton. hope this helps!

mattys her missus actually i don't make the rules

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

This is so me

i dont care (this affected me deeply and made me cry for several hours)

Genuinely so happy for them is that controversial??

fucking liar

I hate using shopping money for things I actually need <\3

i feel like a victorian man seeing ankle for the first time

Matty Healy looks like an uncooked chicken breast someone take my phone 😭