Can I Start A Top Trumps Game .... Can Anyone Find A Twinkier Picture Of Alex?

hes mimicking him...

Josh Homme | May 17, 1973 taurus ☼, sagittarius ☽, virgo ⤉

got some gross and sexually deviant ideas that i can only project onto real life celebrities via fan fiction. sorry i can’t help it it’s literally what they’re there for

joshua hommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeauhhg 🥴🥴🥴🥴

First of all, I love Elton. I'm still gonna do your pool in jean shorts, and I promised you and I'm still going to do it. [x]

dont 👏call 👏yourself 👏a 👏queens 👏 of 👏 the 👏 stone 👏 age 👏 fan 👏 if   👏 you’ve 👏never 👏fucked 👏a👏cactus

Fic idea: Josh Homme/Mikey Shoes cowboy AU, in which the old fox Homme gets injured when they're far away from civilization - when cattle herding with the rookie Mikey. They have complicated relationship, because Josh despise Mikey's flaunty, pretty boy persona, but the young man proves himself to be one bright, skilled and tough kid.

Please? Since watching Alive in the Catacombs I'm yearning for some good hurt/comfort Joshoes (Joshey?).

A Walk on the Wild Side with Mr. Snarl: chapter 3

The conclusion to my Josh Homme/Miles Kane/Alex Turner threesome fic has been posted on ao3.

To summarize, after some teasing and negotiation, Mr. Snarl enjoys a night of consensual kinky roleplay sex with Mr. Giant and Mr. Rascal.

This is, by far, the filthiest thing I have ever written. But it was a lot of fun to write. I hope that it meets your standards for Joshlex and Milex and Joshmilex smut.

Read A Walk on the Wild Side with Mr. Snarl

“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.