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This is my headcanon for what happened while Rosie was talking to Charlie

Alastor being a petty ass btch to the two people who did not want his ass back for the 3 seconds he's been back, icon

He's gonna have to pay for that table

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

I love the idea that God/Metatron separated Angels who were falling in love with each other by making one from each couple fall because that would mean Satan is hilarious.

Satan: Hey, hey, God.

God: Satan, I literally just kicked you out, what do you want…?

Satan: Who are you sending to Eden?

God: Aziraphale, why?

Satan: Nothing.

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God: Satan! What the fuck! Why is Crowley there!

Satan: He’s my favourite so of course I gave him this mission!

God: And it had nothing to do with Aziraphale and Crowley being separated by me and you being a bastard?

Satan: Nahhhh!

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God: They keep on screwing up my plans! Stop sending Crowley wherever Aziraphale is!

Satan: But it is so funny.

God: Satan!!!

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God: You know they’ve made an arrangement.

Satan: Yep.

God: Do you realise how powerful they are together?

Satan: Yep.

God: You are enjoying this way too much.

Satan: Yep.

"aziraphale has a master plan" do i need to remind you that his plan for season 1 was bad magic tricks, a board with some string, a centuries old prophecy book, and then—AFTER finding him—he just decided actually i will just talk to god and that will fix everything. oh crowley you are being hunted for sport by hell? too bad. goodbye. god will fix all of this.

finding the location of the antichrist by analysing a book is not a plan. he is smart, there is no denying that, but his faith in heaven has ALWAYS stopped him from actually making any plans because he thinks the right people will fix everything. that's the entire damn point.

Ok so Neil said they're "not talking" so my guess is that in s3e1 we could actually get two flashbacks, a cold open of the Fall (to show just how cruel Heaven truly is) and also a very romantic yet angsty 1941 pt.3 featuring an almost-kiss, to reaffirm just how deep their pining, fear and denial have been. The rest of the episode is scenes of them being separate and miserable.

And then in s3e2 they're reunited because they have to work together and it's awkward and tense but also funny and silly because they're both being very English and painfully polite about it and of course completely avoiding talking about the kiss, but they keep getting visibly flustered every time they accidentally touch or make eye contact and the romantic/sexual tension just builds and builds...

something about percy winning against ares by drawing first blood, not giving a fuck that it’s the god of war he is making an enemy out of vs him being caught totally unaware by luke and luke drawing first blood because percy hesitated, because this is his friend, because making an enemy out of a god is way more preferable over making an enemy out of a friend. percy winning against insurmountable odds vs him losing because his loyalty is truly and undoubtedly fatal.