Love How When I Get A New Interest, I’m Like “oh God It’s Happening Again” And I’m Stuck Like

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

I'm convinced if I suddenly gained the ability to swim like this it would fix all my problems. Just imagine...staying in my own (swimming) lane, vibing with my emotional support watermelon and putting in minimal effort. Perfection.

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Clear as mud! But I expect nothing less from a Homestuck 🫡

Absolutely my vibes. Man, I need to get back into making Little Guys ™ (gender neutral) because they really bring such joy to life ☺️

New friends just dropped

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Murderbot, when interacting with anything: thinks in a string of biting asides and sardonic observations in between pondering death, mayhem and carnage. Also Murderbot, when confronted with an even more sarcastic transport ship's snark: You SNARK Miette? You SNARK MIETTE LIKE I'M A VULNERABLE EMOTIONAL BEING THAT WANTS TO FEEL SAFE? Oh OH! Jail for giant hyperintelligent transport ship! etc.

when spiders put their little pedipalps together

Man, I've missed seeing Ducks and How to Make Them Pay on my timeline, so I'm gonna rectify that.