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REBLOG IF YOUR GOAL IS A THIGH GAP

Bye Bye Thunder Thighs

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This is porn

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Epsom. Salt. Baths.

My dudes, I accidentally discovered the greatest thing ever. After a particularly rough workout I was insanely sore like the weak ass bitch I am so I consulted Google for ways to help ease my muscle soreness. I was instructed to run a warm bath, put two cups of Epsom salt in and soak for about 20 minutes.

K.

I have this weird habit of weighing myself before and after showers/baths because I’ve lost what little sanity I used to have. Anyways, did my thing and weighed myself before soaking for a bit then I got out and weighed myself after drying off.

GUYS I WAS THREE FUCKING POUNDS LIGHTER

I almost hit the floor I was so shook. I weighed myself live five more times and the number was still the same so I went back to Google because holy hell what magic witches brew did I just marinate myself in and how often can I do it

Turns out that Epsom salt is crazy good at sucking out water weight. You know that soft squishy weight that sits just underneath your skin? That. Apparently the magnesium in the salts helps draw it out.

Obviously you’re losing water weight and not actual fat but weight is weight amiright. You can still lose a good inch or two off your tummy/thighs quickly. So basically it’s the perfect quick fix for you if you have to be anywhere and are feeling extra self conscious. I soak about every other day now and honestly I am loving it. Oh and it makes your skin super soft too so

Hope it works for you guys as well as it did for me. Just remember to stay hydrated please. Go pamper yourself with a warm salty bath because because you deserve it ✌🏻️✨

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Being skinny isn't just for photos.

Imagine walking down the street or down a hallway and having your thighs breeze past each other without touching. It will be flirtatious, and in the spring all the wind and flowers will just float right through the gap in your thighs. The way you walk will be graceful. Like a delicate angel, a perfect nymph that glides instead of stomps.

Imagine in summer when the aqua waves lap around your waist and nearly knock you over. Your flat waist will be perfect for holding when your friends or family toss you easily into the air and then into the cool water. You’ll wear a bikini proudly, any bikini you want. You’ll feel more comfortable tanning like a goddess when your stomach doesn’t roll around without you doing anything.

Imagine when as Autumn sets in and you think of your crush wrapped in a blanket with you, watching a scary movie together. His hand reaches around you and he can actually touch your other shoulder. He won’t be disgusted with the flab hanging off your limbs like dead weight. And if you’re skinny enough, he may even kiss you.

Imagine being perfect even in winter. While everyone else looks like walking marshmallows in their coats and scarves you’ll still be as small and delicate as the snow falling onto your hair. You will be able to leave little to no footprint in the snow, and they will all see you as a light little bird gliding across the blizzard.

Being skinny isn’t just for pictures. It’s for living without chains that hold you back by the skin, preventing you from having joy in your life. It doesn’t matter when season it is, there is always something that will be better if you are skinny. So don’t give up. And lose that weight.

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25 Things to do instead of eating ✨🥀🌿

1. Go for a walk

2. Call a friend

3. Make a list of reasons you want to be skinny

4. Make a to-do list

5. Plan your dream vacation

6. Sleep

7. Paint your nails

8. Learn a new instrument (yousician is really good!)

9. Learn a new language (I’m using duolingo)

10. Brush your teeth

11 . Find a cool hair style online and try it

12. Clean your room

13. Drink a bottle of water

14. Plan your dream date

15. Update your calendar

16. Clean up your emails

17. Re-arrange some furniture

18. Organise your laptop folders, rename etc

19. Braid your hair

20. Draw

21. Plan all the outfits you’ll wear when your skinny

22. Make a new pinterest board

23. Look for your dream house

24. Browse the app store

25. Walk around your town taking photos

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50 Calories worth of different vegetables 🥕🌽🥒

1 Medium cucumber (47)

2 Medium carrots (50)

217g Spinach (50)

62g Green peas (50)

1 Medium red onion (46)

2 Salad tomatoes (44)

1 Cup chopped red peppers (46)

200g Eggplant/Aubergine (50)

8 Celery stalks (48)

16 Asparagus spears (51)

6 Brussels sprouts (49)

50 Radishes (50)

4 Broccoli spears (44)

6 Cups iceberg lettuce (46)

100g Kale (49)

1/3 cup sweet corn (44)

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Stay safe my loves <3

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ok so my legs are super crooked what the heck Xp

here’s some biggie cheese icons for pride month <3