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ok so my legs are super crooked what the heck Xp
me: I should have some food
stomach: no
thighs: no
wrists: no
ribs: no
cheekbones: no
fingers: no
collarbones: no
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My dudes, I accidentally discovered the greatest thing ever. After a particularly rough workout I was insanely sore like the weak ass bitch I am so I consulted Google for ways to help ease my muscle soreness. I was instructed to run a warm bath, put two cups of Epsom salt in and soak for about 20 minutes.
K.
I have this weird habit of weighing myself before and after showers/baths because I’ve lost what little sanity I used to have. Anyways, did my thing and weighed myself before soaking for a bit then I got out and weighed myself after drying off.
GUYS I WAS THREE FUCKING POUNDS LIGHTER
I almost hit the floor I was so shook. I weighed myself live five more times and the number was still the same so I went back to Google because holy hell what magic witches brew did I just marinate myself in and how often can I do it
Turns out that Epsom salt is crazy good at sucking out water weight. You know that soft squishy weight that sits just underneath your skin? That. Apparently the magnesium in the salts helps draw it out.
Obviously you’re losing water weight and not actual fat but weight is weight amiright. You can still lose a good inch or two off your tummy/thighs quickly. So basically it’s the perfect quick fix for you if you have to be anywhere and are feeling extra self conscious. I soak about every other day now and honestly I am loving it. Oh and it makes your skin super soft too so
Hope it works for you guys as well as it did for me. Just remember to stay hydrated please. Go pamper yourself with a warm salty bath because because you deserve it ✌🏻️✨
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1. grab a notebook. write down EVERYTHING you want to binge on. then add up all the calories. stare at that disgusting number for a while, do you really wanna eat that…?
2. pick the foods you want to binge on. one by one, look up every ingredient in the foods. this will not only take up time, it will show you how many gross and creepy things go into what you want to eat….
3. destroy the food. candy? take it out of the wrapper, pour gross condiments on it. pizza? fold it in half and squeeze. do you see all the grease??!? EW. want to eat meat? look up videos of slaughter houses….I promise you’ll put the carcass down. do this until thinking about eating makes you sick.
4. stay out of the house. take an hour long walk. avoid the fridge at all costs. you can literally avoid eating all day, just by staying out of the house.
5. take a damn nap. this one is SO underrated. sleep helps you lose weight, and is great for taking up time (also naps are great lol).
These are what work best for me, hope they help you as well! Stay safe everyone.
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Alright so I’m doing 36-48 hour fast starting today. I wanted to fast yesterday but a close friend of mine made me eat. So here is my plan for the day : vitamins with 36 ounces water -9 am 11am green tea 1 pm 12 ounces water 2 pm rest of vitamins 3pm small workout - (20 squats 20 lunges 40 jumping jacks 2 minute run 5 minute walk) 6 pm 24 ounces water 8 pm calming tea
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Don’t stop until you’re proud.
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• leave • leave • get help before it’s too late • leave • delete this app • LEAVE
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(these workouts are not mine, i just found them online)
🌸 s t a y s a f e 🌸
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Size 2 jeans. Can’t wait for them to get too big
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<p>this is my favorite drink for breakfast and if you make enough, it can keep you full for hours!! basically you just play around with the ratios until you’ve got the amount you want!</p>
<p>for one 8oz. drink, you need:<br /> • 1 green tea bag (0 cal)<br /> • 8 oz. (1 cup) cold water (0 cal)<br /> • ½ tsp lemon juice (0 cal)<br /> • ½ tsp 0 cal sweetener (0 cal)</p>
<p>steep the green tea in the cold water for at least 3 minutes, add the lemon juice and stir, then add the sweetener. increase the ratios to make more if you want! (in the picture i have 32~ oz and it kept me full for like five hours)
📗📚is my emoji theme this month (even tho this month is almost done lol)
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