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ok so my legs are super crooked what the heck Xp

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Low Calorie Breakfast!

Hi guys! This is a recipe I’ve created for morning oats, feedback is welcome if you’d like me to share more recipes like this!

Ingredients: - 1/3 cup of rolled oats - 2/3 cup warm water - 1 tsp cinnamon - ½ tsp golden syrup (using zero cal sweetener will save 10 calories) - 1 tbsp of sultanas

Method: - Place oats and water into a small saucepan and turn the heat to medium - Cover with lid and wait 3-5 minutes, when oats cover the back of a spoon, they’re done - Turn off heat and allow to cool for 1-2 minutes before adding the sultanas, golden syrup and cinnamon

Total Calories: 157 - Oats: 135 - Sultanas: 6 - Golden Syrup: 10 - Cinnamon: 6

Makes one serving (please don’t steal this post without giving credit, thank you!)

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Put down the soda and pick up a glass of water. Put down the bag of chips and put on some running shoes. Put down the burger and see how many sit ups you can do in one minute. Put down the candy bar and see how many push ups you can do before it burns. Put down the cookie and see how many squats it takes for your whole body to sweat.

Put away the butter. You’re literally putting fat on top of the fat already in what you’re gonna eat. Don’t lick that spoon, that’s like 15 extra calories. Don’t eat the crumbs. There’s a trash for a reason. Don’t buy the large. You don’t need it. It’s not just one bite. You know that.

Have an apple. They’re delicious. Cook up an egg white omelette for breakfast. Almond milk is actually kind of tasty. Measure everything. Eat slower. Drink lots of water. Swap your fork for chopsticks. Cover half your food with so much salt it’s nasty to eat. Every bite is 2 squats. Every binge is a 30 minute jog. Become a vegetarian. Snack on fruits. Melons are delicious. Berry ice smoothies instead of ice cream please. Wear out those shoes. Show people you really do work hard. Experiment. Drink tea. Spin in circles.

But don’t forget to

Do you hair. DIY face mask. Hair mask too. Ever try that charcoal black mask? Moisturize… everything. Use baby oil when you shave your legs. So smooth. Have a bath with a pretty bath bomb. Listen to your favourite tunes getting ready. Treat yourself to a mani pedi Ever heard of henna? It’s beautiful. Read a book. Wing that eyeliner like you could fly away one day. Make that highlighter glow. Or, just rock your beautiful naked face. Dance around your house in an old shirt. Buy yourself some cute underwear.

You read all day to cut your carbs and to avoid fatty foods and keep as low cal as possible. You read all day ways to burn off the little you ate too after leaving your mouth watering and your cravings unsatisfied. It’s hard. So don’t forget to treat yourself once in a while. You’re strong. You deserve it.

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my fasting survival kit

- black coffee - cigarettes (preferably Djarum Cherry - fights my sweets craving AND takes hunger away) - 3L of water (or more) - coke zero - multivitamin (I use Centrum Women - it’s pretty complete) *set an alarm and do 20 sit-ups and 40 mountain climbs every half hour* I’m aiming for 36 hours (currently at my 15th hour). Message me if you’re also fasting so we can share tips!

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Reblog if you're not eating for the rest of the day.

I rb this a lot

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✨🌙thirty eating excuses I use🌙✨

✨I’m not hungry 🌙I feel sick ✨I’ll eat when i’m done with {enter activity} 🌙I need to finish homework ✨{enter food} makes me feel sick 🌙I just ate ✨I can’t eat that i’m vegan 🌙Im fasting for a religious reason ✨I feel full from an earlier meal 🌙Im allergic to {insert food} ✨I’m too busy to eat right now 🌙I need to study ✨I ate with friends 🌙My throat hurts ✨Im exhausted. I just need to sleep right now 🌙I’m really stressed right now. I can’t eat when i’m stressed ✨I’m on a low carb diet 🌙I’ll eat when i get home ✨I don’t like the food here 🌙I breakout all over my face if i eat {enter food} ✨I ate way too much last night!.. I must’ve gained 5 pounds.. I’m just taking it easy today 🌙I dont know whats wrong with me today, but everytime i eat i want to puke ✨I have to practice for {enter hobby} My head hurts. I need to lay down 🌙I’m going to eat a big dinner tonight so i’m saving room ✨I’m on a diet and i’ve already met to 1500 calorie limit 🌙I ate so much my last meal. I don’t think i can eat anymore ✨I heard that {insert food} is really bad for you and i’m trying to cut out bad foods 🌙I’m kind of sick of eating {Insert food}. I’ve had it everyday for the past week. ✨Oh no i forgot my money. It’s okay i’ll eat later.

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Fasting Day

Alright so I’m doing 36-48 hour fast starting today. I wanted to fast yesterday but a close friend of mine made me eat. So here is my plan for the day : vitamins with 36 ounces water -9 am 11am green tea 1 pm 12 ounces water 2 pm rest of vitamins 3pm small workout - (20 squats 20 lunges 40 jumping jacks 2 minute run 5 minute walk) 6 pm 24 ounces water 8 pm calming tea

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💙Quiet workouts💙

Russian twists Squats Wall sits Wall push ups Butterfly kicks Leg lifts Crunches Sit ups Donkey kicks Planks Mountain climbers Knee touches Side v ups Crunch claps Windshield wipers

If you aren’t familiar with these just google it! It’s that simple!🌟

Xx Sami💙

Trying bc why not?!!

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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When you think you’ve hit rock bottom but the rocks hit you instead