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august starting tomorrow, a new month. school is out the corner, autumn is coming faster than you think. sweater weather, coffee and orange season. everything is soft in fall, you’ll be too.

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Epsom. Salt. Baths.

My dudes, I accidentally discovered the greatest thing ever. After a particularly rough workout I was insanely sore like the weak ass bitch I am so I consulted Google for ways to help ease my muscle soreness. I was instructed to run a warm bath, put two cups of Epsom salt in and soak for about 20 minutes.

K.

I have this weird habit of weighing myself before and after showers/baths because I’ve lost what little sanity I used to have. Anyways, did my thing and weighed myself before soaking for a bit then I got out and weighed myself after drying off.

GUYS I WAS THREE FUCKING POUNDS LIGHTER

I almost hit the floor I was so shook. I weighed myself live five more times and the number was still the same so I went back to Google because holy hell what magic witches brew did I just marinate myself in and how often can I do it

Turns out that Epsom salt is crazy good at sucking out water weight. You know that soft squishy weight that sits just underneath your skin? That. Apparently the magnesium in the salts helps draw it out.

Obviously you’re losing water weight and not actual fat but weight is weight amiright. You can still lose a good inch or two off your tummy/thighs quickly. So basically it’s the perfect quick fix for you if you have to be anywhere and are feeling extra self conscious. I soak about every other day now and honestly I am loving it. Oh and it makes your skin super soft too so

Hope it works for you guys as well as it did for me. Just remember to stay hydrated please. Go pamper yourself with a warm salty bath because because you deserve it ✌🏻️✨

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Pro Ana (Happy Foods)

Fruits:

apple -1- 65 cal apricots -3- 50 cal blackberries -1 cup- 75 cal blueberries -1 cup- 80 cal cantaloupe -½ cup- 25 cal cherries -10- 50 cal grapes -10- 40 cal grapefruit -½- 45 cal honeydew melon -½ cup- 45 cal kiwi -1- 45 cal nectarine -1- 65 cal peach -1- 35 cal pineapple -1 cup- 75 cal plum -1 small- 15 cal plum -1 medium-35 cal raspberries -1 cup- 60 cal strawberries -1 cup- 45 cal tangerine =1- 35 cal

Vegetables:

asparagus-4 spears-10 cal bean sprouts-1cup-30 cal broccoli-1spear raw-40 cal broccoli-1 cup cooked-45 cal brussels sprouts-1 cup cooked-60 cal cabbage, chinese-1 cup cooked-20cal cabbage, red-1 cup cooked-20cal cabbage-1 cup cooked-15cal cauliflower-1 cup raw-25 cal cauliflower -1 cup cooked-30 cal celery-1 cup raw-20 cal cucumber-1 cup peeled, sliced-16 cal collards-1 cup cooked-25 cal eggplant-1 cup cooked-25 cal kale-1 cup cooked-40cal lettuce-1 cup raw-5 cal mushrooms-1 cup raw-20 cal mustard greens-1 cup cooked-20 cal onion-1 cup cooked-60 cal onion-1 cup raw-40 cal peppers, red-1 cup raw-20 cal peppers, green-1 cup raw-20 cal radishes-4-5 cal spinach-1 cup raw-10 cal spinach-1 cup cooked-40 cal tomato-1 medium-25 cal

Misc:

Hot sauce: 0 cal (great for flavor cravings!) Green tea (or other herbal tea): 0 cal Black coffee: 0 cal (still very few cals if skim milk or sugar substitute) Diet soda: 0 cal PAM or I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter spray: 0 cal Lettuce: 5 cal Bullion cubes: 5 cal a cube Crystal Light drink mixes: 5cal a packet Cherry tomatoes: 5 cal each Pickles: 5-10 cal each Lemon: 10 cal Sugar-free Jello: 10cal Sugar-free popsicles: 12cal Mustard: 5-15cal a tsp Cool Whip Free: 15 cal per 2 tbsp Popcorn: 30cals a cup Rice Cakes - 28 cals a piece tomato - 40 cals a tomato chicken - 90 cals a fist sized piece Sara Lee “45 Calorie De-Light-Ful” bread - 45 cals a slice Fat free yogurt - 60 cals Grapes - 80 cals a bunch and natural laxative effect Shortbread - 50 cals per piece Honey - 51 cals per tablespoon, great for that quick sugar fix oranges - 30 cals melbourne toast - 19 cals per slice Skim milk - 90 cals a cup Brown rice - 110 cals per two cups tomatoes - 24 cals cucumbers - 16 cals salsa - 24 cals strawberries - 45 cals per cup Cambells chicken noodle soup  - 150 cals per can fat free & sugar fee pudding - 140 cals fat free cheese - 30 cals a slice ketchup - 26 cals a tea spoon

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my professor passed around 5lbs of fat today in nutrition class. and lemme tell y’all, that shit is so nasty. if you’re ever feeling down because you “only lost five pounds,” please google a pic of what five pounds of fat looks like. that jiggly, soft shit was inside you, and you vaporized it. it’s gone and you did that. be proud. keep going.

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(Abt the I'm not important post) This may sound weird coming from a person you don't know.But you mean the world to anyone and you might fell like that's not true but it really is.In sorry I just wanted to say that.❤❤❤❤

This is incredibly touching thank you 💙 it’s not weird at all it’s actually… like very nice, to know that even when everyone around me makes me feel like shit there’s strangers with open arms for me

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my reasons to lose weight:

🍯 to look good in any clothes

🥀 to rock any hairstyle/cut

🍯 to take a bath without hating my body

🥀 to take cute selfies from any angle

🍯 to be the one who sits on other people’s laps

🥀 for people to make nice skinny jokes instead of cruel fat ones

🍯 to be easily picked up by people

🥀 to be able to say my weight out loud without fear

🍯 to look cute and quirky when eating a treat instead of sad

🥀 for people to be jealous and ask how i did it

🍯 for all the proud comments and stares

🥀 to undress easily in changing rooms/sleepovers etc

🍯 to look good in cute underwear and lingerie

🥀 to rock any kind of clothing style and not try as hard to be fashionable

🍯 to feel more confident at the gym

🥀 not to feel as guilty if i treat myself sometimes

🍯 to show off my collarbone and jawline in pictures

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YOU GUYS. 

I’ve read about adding lemon and other fruits to water for a detox and

YOU GUYS. OH. MY. GOD.

Not only does it detox your body but seriously just adding a cap full of lemon juice to 32oz of water works wonders for cravings. The acidity stimulates your taste buds and makes you less hungry, all while drinking water and staying hydrated with what is probably only a fraction of a calorie.

My favorite combo so far is lemon and peppermint. Like I said the lemon gives you the taste, but in addition peppermint is known to suppress appetite.

THIS. IS. THE. SHIT.

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💙Quiet workouts💙

Russian twists Squats Wall sits Wall push ups Butterfly kicks Leg lifts Crunches Sit ups Donkey kicks Planks Mountain climbers Knee touches Side v ups Crunch claps Windshield wipers

If you aren’t familiar with these just google it! It’s that simple!🌟

Xx Sami💙

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Apparently apple cider vinegar is really effective for weightloss. Thing is I HATE THE TASTE so I put one table spoon in a cup of tea with some honey. I will drink that twice a day ( never go above two table spoons cause it could damage your teeth If I see any results I’ll tell you What is your goal weight ?