Lurasty12345678910 - A Pansexual Disasters

crawling out of the woodwork to share this idea that's been plaguing me for about a week now...

I just can't stop thinking about Theo walking into a room to see Y/N on their phone- and I mean that's not really strange in and of itself but the look of concentration is just astounding, so he gets curious obviously and just...

"what are you looking at?"

And Y/N without missing a beat, not even looking up, just answers: "oh i'm reading werewolf p*rn."

Because the thing about a/b/o fics is that they don't really apply to what we know of the werewolves in Teen Wolf, but there's just enough commonality that I think, even if you don't actually read a/b/o fics irl, it's easy enough to rationalise you stumbling across them in universe, and I feel like if you apply the context of Teen Wolf to finding a/b/o fics, it just gets a little funny?

Also, bonus if, say, 20-30 minutes later Scott or someone walks in just to find Y/N in the same position, but this time Theo's leaning over the back of their chair, reading over their shoulder with furrowed eyebrows and just...

Scott: "What are you two looking at?"

Theo and Y/N, deadpan: "Werewolf porn."

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

Im gonna need you all to be fr and stop acting as if Buck is purposefully saying these things to hurt Eddie Diaz, as if that man wouldn’t jump in front of a bullet before doing or saying anything that could hurt Eddie.

honestly

me, looking at a dc character: ok this guy is white w black hair and blue eyes

me, looking at a dc character: who is he

me, looking at a dc character: bruce wayne? clark kent? kyle rayner? dick grayson? jason todd? tim drake? terry mcginnis? conner kent? a pale af damian wayne?

"Yeah, I'ma grab that bitch."

#send fucking help

my mom absolutely adores fantasy, always has. just loves worlds that don't exist.

with high concepts, you know?

for example, her favorite show of all time in law and order SVU.

which presents the truly fantastical concept of a world where police officers will do just about everything they can to punish sexual offenders.

absolutely crazy world building. a shame it doesn't exist in real life.