Made a reference sheet for my Crowley :'3
The funniest thing about Supernatural gotta be that Cas was this clueless nerdy dude who couldn't flirt if his life depended on it. and yet he somehow ended up with two wives and a husband.
Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it
Percy age 17:
Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."
“Percy Jackson is a POWERFUL demigod. FORBIDDEN even. he is a DanGEr and a menace”
Percy, the moment he sees the Oracle: *worst voice crack imaginable* h i
The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him
how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.
Yeah sorry I’m gonna have to reschedule that meeting I’m a bit busy
I love that Aziraphale read all those romance novels, had one look at himself, and decided he’s going to be the heroine.
Falls in love with the bad boy with a soft heart for him? Check.
Passenger princess? Check.
Always rescued by the handsome bad boy? Check.
Gets the bad boy to participate in a dumbass idea by giving him a pleeeeeeeease look? Check.
Bad boy builds up his confidence? Check.
Bad boy risks himself to save him and he can save him in return? Check.
Good for you, babe.
Dean Winchester:
older brother
bi and the closet is glass
psycho-sexual relationship with his car
has a doctor kink
divorced married divorced married widowed by an angel
DADDY ISSUES
don't do this cas
was in hell at one point
shoulder hand print
red-blooded all american hunter manwhore
Sam Winchester:
younger brother
flannel
straight representation (except Gabriel I guess)
Third wheel
dropped out of uni
was engaged to a blond woman (RIP)
a literal walking death sentence to anyone who kisses him
party city wig
was possesed???
the one with common sense???
Castiel:
gay angel
world's saddest eyes
wet soggy orphan beagle
victim of the trench coat epidemic
powerful, but idk about where he lands on the scale
was brainwashed???
the daddy-est of issues (is his father god?)
YOU CHANGED ME DEAN
fish out of water
ditched heaven for the beauty of humanity (Dean's dick)
Jack Supernatural:
destiel child
may or may not be a new god
something celestial
floppy sad boi hair
Gabriel:
just here to have fun do drugs and flirt
trauma
Loki?
Sam's Man Crush Monday
had his lips sewn together at one point
is he dead-dead? or just dead to the writers?
Daddy Winchester:
did not know what he looked like until I went to google the pictures
the worst person to ever exist despite having god and the devil on this show
left the sons the trauma factory that is the family hunting business which killed their mom
doesn't know what hugging looks like probably
Various female-looking objects:
dead girlfriends
beards
that one redhead that called Dean a pussy for not knowing what fifth base is (she seems fun)
another redhead that played Poppy in The Magicians and almost killed Quentin (that I for some reason thought was from Doctor Who)
evil angel girlboss??
This was my contribution for this years November 5th celebration
Dean *teaching Jack how to drive*: ok, you see me, Cas, and Sam walking, what do you hit?
Jack: um..... The breaks?
Dean: no, you gun it and hit ME at full speed-
Sam *from the back*: NO-
Sam saying that he would have let Dean die if their situations were reversed after a whole episode in season one dedicated to Sam reading his dad’s journal and contacting everyone to try to find a way to save Dean even when Dean tells him to let him die in peace, like…bestie, I love you, but this is historically not true.
Shipping destiel on the cusp of 2024 is like raising your sword for an army long locked in war against their cruel king. They have been feuding for centuries, the winner never clear and no end in sight. But there is a prophecy, aged a thousand years, and it says that in the year 2024 a hero will appear to lead you to victory. To freedom. To peace. And when 2024 comes, you see a bright light on the horizon. You look closer, eager to gaze upon your savior, and it turns out to be fucking jensen ackles, former knight to the king. And you say "sir ankles, have you truly forsaken your king? Have you come to fight for our cause and deliver us to victory?" And he says "lol idk maybe." And in that moment you know with the utmost certainty that when you ride into battle led by sir jankles, you will probably just be shanked (probably by sir jankles) and die in a ditch. And yet. You pick up your sword. For desitel.
Guys I went to hook up with this guy but the moment we got on the bed he asked me to tug his hair and then started crying when I did it. He got embarrassed and ordered a pizza when this guy showed up and he tried to stab him, then, for some reason, hugged him and started crying again. 2/10.
-the girl in season 4 when Sam sees Dean for the first time
we do talk about how the spn finale could have been so iconic, powerful and transcended but they instead Did That. However, the thing is that SPN can still be all those things and maybe even more than before if they decide to go down the Chuck Won road once they make a new season/a movie. Imagine Dean figuring out that he is basically in a simulation, in Chuck's perfect world and the only way to break out of it is him believing that he is worthy of being alive. Imagine him rescuing Cas from the empty, a paralled to Cas rescuing him from hell all those years ago, just like what all of us wanted to see. It is all still very much a possibility. And that both scares me and makes me giddy with excitement
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i think a lot of people don’t realise that cas pulling dean out of hell in lazarus rising wasn’t cas pulling dean off the rack, it was cas pulling dean AWAY FROM the rack, away from the people he was torturing
the first time cas touched dean he saw the pain dean was inflicting on other people, saw the way he enjoyed it, and it didn’t change how pure dean was to him, it didn’t make him any less good
Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”
Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”
Dean: “But we still love you.”
Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”
Dean: “I'm…”
Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”
Both Aziraphale and Crowley exude both “baby girl” and “that bitch” energy in completely different ways.
Mr Fell does a partner reveal (finally!)
(Part 2 of this)
Twitch Streamer Crowley x YouTuber Aziraphale: the human AU
aka cringe culture thrives deep within my soul
He's gonna have to pay for that table
He's thinking alright
he has a problem
All aboard the 'Shit went wrong in the garden and they never met' AU train choochoo
he’s sleeping on the couch tonight
Arent you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?